ONE FLAW In Every WOMEN,

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working

overtime.

An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be

completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all

replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can

hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a

scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two

hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And

that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait

until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation

that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is

sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so

soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no

idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to

reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's

cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that

you were trying to put too much into this one."