Men On Earth Die And Go To Heaven.

Men on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues

- one line for the men who dominated their women, and

the other one for the men who were dominated by their

women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that

no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and

there are two lines.The line for the men who were

dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the

line of men who dominated their women there is only

one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of

yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were

all whipped by your mates.

Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made

me proud. Learn from him!

Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only

one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to

stand here."