Humorous Love Quotes

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.

Men marry women hoping they will not.

So each is inevitably disappointed.

-- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

-- Albert Einstein

You can't buy love on eBay.

-- Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

-- Bette Midler

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

-- Cecilia Egan

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.

There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

-- Henry Kissinger

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.

-- La Rochefoucauld